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Introduction By Katrina Rasbold
Just in case you are wondering anything from how to get from the airport to the hotel all the way up to having a sniggling of a suspicion that YOU might be one of those people needing a little social guidance, don't worry. I'm here for you. My extensive experience qualifies me unconditionally to tell you folks what to do and how to act and what to wear and where to go, so you just don't even have to worry about a thing. It's all in these pages. I'm here to help, sweetness. Just settle down with a tasty beverage and a new ream of paper in your printer and soon you will have all of the information you need to keep from making a total and complete jackass of yourself at this year's event. We're depending on you to not act a fool and so it is incumbent upon us (not the royal "we," although that is appealing as well - I'm talking about the people who will be milling around the GHFCW, just looking for little lost lambs to guide back into the fold so photographs of you in your socks and sandals ensemble doesn't end up on message boards across the nation by nightfall - the hotel does have free high speed internet, you know) to take you by the trembling hand and keep you safe from journalistic harm (or the long arm of event security patrols). We've (see previous explanation of who "we" are) been doing this for a long time. You can trust us. Really.
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If you have ever
been to the GH Fan Club Weekend, and what an amazing,
exciting, soul-igniting event it is, then you know for a fact that a
myriad of different types of personalities attend. Some you want to
pack into your suitcase and take home with you because they are just so
funny, sweet and wonderful. Others, let's face it, just ought not be
allowed to be out there in the world without some kind of written
instruction for how a person needs to act. It's not always that
their mamas didn't raise them right or that they just don't have any
common sense (although there are times when both or either are the case),
but more a lack of practical experience where no one has been around to
save them from themselves. It could be that they don't have friends,
or at least not any that tell them the truth. It could also be that
they don't have any mirrors anywhere in their house. Sometimes, it's
something as simple and not knowing what the weather is like in California
in September or where a person should and shouldn't get food in the middle of
the night.