Holy Crap.

So I bought myself something for two fiddy today.

A harmonica. From the Dollar Store (dollar stores in Canada aren't like Dollar stores in the States where everything actually costs a dollar.. up here "Dollar store" means that stuff costs a dollar or more, which just makes it a "store that sells cheap shit")

I've been playing it all day. ALL DAY

Sandra (my wife) came home and I played her the "Sandra's Home" song.

Then I played the "Making Porkchops" song

and the "Watching Hell's Kitchen" song

and the "Sandra's going to take a shower" song

and the "Sandra says she's going to stick a harmonica up someone's ass" song

I wrote a lot of songs today.

I asked Sandra to get me an actual, like, GOOD harmonica for Christmas. She said she'd try.

I went online to find out if there is actually a specific way to play a harmonica, or do you just like, fuck around on it like I have been doing.

http://www.volcano.net/~jackmearl/

HOLY SHIT!

This shit is WAY more complicated than I thought.

Fuck harmonicas. I'm throwing this thing in the garbage.

...but first I have to play the "throwing the harmonica in the garbage but not really" song