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      July 
      17, 2006
       
      I was one of the ones that really enjoyed girl’s night out – at least the 
      first one.  I think the GH writers got some positive feedback on it and 
      decided that if some is good, then more is better.  I’m here to tell you 
      it ain’t necessarily so. 
        
      
      The first time the gals 
      headed to Jake’s to slam shots and use the word “bang” eighty-four 
      thousand times, I giggled and thought about how cute it was that they 
      all fantasized about Dr. Dawg, I mean Drake.  The fact that each one 
      of them focused on him as their secret (or not) so secret boytoy was fun.  
      Even Elizabeth who’s married and Emily who is in wuvvv with Sonny gave in 
      to the temptation to half close their eyes and imagine a little 
      somethin'-somethin’  with Patrick.  But then they did it again – and yet 
      again.  OK, so the fantasy part didn’t repeat, but what came after was, in 
      my opinion, a cheesy rip off of the original.  
      
      When I saw that the boys 
      were due to get their groove on during a night out at Jake’s, I  was 
      really hopeful that we would see some unexpected stuff.  Unfortunately, 
      the most unexpected thing was the mix of testosterone.    
       
      
      A showcase for Max and 
      his puppy love was to be expected, but Ric and Lucky?  Would you really 
      sit around shooting the shit at a bar with your wife’s psychologically 
      abusive ex- hubby?  Not to mention the Doc that’s been chasing her around 
      the nurse’s station and just slammed you for tonsil massaging your boss’ 
      daughter.  Oh, AND put you on notice that he thinks you’re stealing 
      drugs?? OK, so your half brother waltzes in, but still I couldn’t help but 
      be weirded out by the conglomeration of guys sitting around talking about… 
      Carly.  
       
      This was especially 
      nauseating because I kept thinking about what the hell kind of  fantasy 
      the writers were going to come up with for Lucky.  Thank goodness one of 
      the first things out of his mouth during his sequence was “You’re my 
      cousin!”.  Nik and Ric made sense since they’re related through marriage, 
      though I certainly don’t recall them ever speaking more than 3 words to 
      each other.  Ric let Carly believe they slept together, but even though 
      he’d knock boots with a cold, calculating mob murderess (Oh Faith, where 
      are you??) I’d like to think even he would draw the line somewhere. Though 
      if you think about it, if it meant getting closer to Sonny… I’m sure that 
      Ric would be willing to take one for the team.  
      So really, what was the 
      point of it all?  They don’t work together; these guys are not  moving in 
      with each other.  They don’t have much in common as a group.  You’ve got a 
      cop, a prince, a lawyer, a doctor and a mob bodyguard.  Not exactly the 
      roll call of a local Lion’s Club.  Still, if it means a break from the 
      Sonny and Jason hour, I’ll take it.  
      Random Randomness  
      Thank God for Lulu.  I know 
      that Georgie and Dillon were last summer’s teen young love story.  But boy 
      hidee!  Lulu and Dillon (or as I affectionately refer to him – Scotty Too 
      Hottie) are providing choice television viewing.  Both of these young 
      actors are a power unto themselves, but together they are ripping the roof 
      off!  Not many actors can hang with the likes of Jane Elliott, Anthony 
      Geary or Tristan Rogers.  These two make it look so easy.  Georgie was 
      sweet, where Lulu is sassy.  Georgie is an old soul, while Lulu has enough 
      pent up anger and resentment to make her more than a little reckless.  
      Then again, that may be the Spencer genes talking.  So what if they’re 
      trying to tie her a little to closely (for my taste) to her cousin Carly.  
      Why should Skye have a monopoly on helping the misguided youth of Port 
      Charles?  What would really be sublime would be if the writers allow Lulu 
      to appreciate Carly’s guts, but temper them with Laura’s gentleness.  I 
      think they’re doing a pretty good job so far.  
       I was a little off in my 
      estimation of where Ric’s inappropriate attraction to his step-daughter 
      was going. How fab is it that Sam is not only aware of the pull, but is 
      encouraging it in a very subtle way as part of HER plan to get back at Ric 
      and Alexis?  I thought it was a path to the dark side that tied into his 
      manipulation of his brother. But why not make him into a multi-dimensional 
      bad guy? The one you love to hate and never goes away.  A guy that gets 
      away with things every once in awhile, while exhibiting just enough warmth 
      and charm so that you wonder what his game actually is.  We need a good 
      all-around, 40-hour-a-week baddie.  Manny is gone, but he was a little too 
      hardcore to last more than a short time anyway.   Helena comes and goes 
      and quite frankly, is in a class by herself.  But Helena tends to stay 
      pretty close to the Cassadine/Spencer side of things in PC.  Ric is cool 
      because he’s got a little wider circle of peeps to play with.  This could 
      be big fun.  More Please.  
      Well, it’s time again for 
      the General Hospital Fan Club Weekend in Studio City.  That means 
      wonderful times with my fantastic writing sisters.  Lots of laughter, 
      sharing and fun.  Not to mention getting to be just ourselves instead of 
      wives, mothers, chauffeurs, cooks, maids and all those other hats we tend 
      to wear 24/7.   Unfortunately we probably won’t be seeing Robin 
      Christopher again.  Last year she was giving birth or recovering from 
      giving birth…I’m guessing that will be the case this year as well.  I am 
      hopeful of having several surprises show up this time.  Debbie Morris is a 
      regular little miracle worker and I would love to see Katrina get a huge 
      Tristan Rogers or Rick Springfield hug this weekend!  
      I’ll be back the beginning 
      of next week with some good scoop and lots of pics – stay tuned!!  
      Smooches! 
         
      
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